The first sip of tea is always the hardest.
that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off
I was having dinner with my mom when I overheard the waiter in the neighboring section tell his table that he is married to the waitress serving our table.
And my whole brain yelled: “I’VE STUMBLED INTO AN AU!!!”
And then it whispered: “I ship it.”